SHIP! DONE! AI SLOP
Sloppy Studio

> we just do things

Sloppy the raccoon — arms crossed, cap on, dripping confidence
saturday morning software studio
see the slop

we build apps, saas, and whatever we feel like.

we use AI because we're impatient.

the name is the joke. the work is the punchline.

the raccoon way

idea build ship repeat
💡
Find the Dumpster
every good idea starts somewhere weird
Build It Fast
AI writes it. we ship it. no meetings.
🚀
Ship It Now
production is the real test environment
🙈
No Regrets
if it breaks, we fix it. probably.

things we shipped ★

LIVE

StopCorn

Take control of your screen time. A tool built for people who want real change.

stopcorn.app →
Raccoon holding a phone
COOKING

???

🤔

something's brewing

SOON

???

👀

patience, trash panda

cups of coffee
YES
lines of AI code
0*
bugs in production

* we didn't check

how we build

sloppy-terminal v0.1 (unstable)

what they say

"

is this... is this entire company a raccoon in a hoodie?

— confused investor, 2025

"

they shipped it in a weekend. it actually works. I'm upset about this.

— someone's tech lead

"

I have never seen a brand this unserious build something this useful.

— anonymous user, stopcorn.app

Raccoon waving hello

follow the chaos

we post updates, ship logs, and raccoon content. no spam. probably memes.